What is the relationship between a cell phone and a car related (in Cleveland)?

Answer - Not having either one of these could cause death or serious injury.

You either need a cellphone to call for a cab or you need your own car! Never ever try to go out without one of these in Cleveland. Be ready to get mugged or get ready for a really long walk which you may or may not survive not because you will die from exhaustion but because you may be run over by someone on the freeway!!